Cookie Squirrel Sighting Reports

Reports of cookie-squirrel sightings are flooding in! Below are some of the most recent and most absurd reports:

Report 1: The Squirrel of Doom (3/15/2023)

A witness reported that a cookie squirrel was spotted in the vicinity of the local park, leaving a trail of crumbs and shredded leaves in its wake. The squirrel in question was described as "looking very pleased with itself."

Report 2: The Squirrel of Love (2/28/2023)

A brave cookie squirrel was seen performing a daring acrobatic stunt, leaping between two park benches with ease. Witnesses described the squirrel as "looking like a furry little ninja."

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Report 3: The Squirrel of Discontent (1/20/2023)

A cookie squirrel was spotted engaging in a heated argument with a park ranger, who was trying to shoo it away. Witnesses described the squirrel as "looking very displeased" and "utterly unbothered." The squirrel in question was seen fleeing the scene with a stolen granola bar.

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