A tale of woe and cookie crumbs
It started with a cookie, a humble little Oreo
with two delicious wafers and a creamy filling so fine
But little did we know, disaster was nigh
As the cookie crunched, so did our hopes and dreams
We lost our minds, our senses, and our taste buds
For the cookie that we loved was a lie, a facade
Of a world that's crumbling, like the cookie that we'd made
What happened next:
The Oreo Apocalypse Oreo Mania Oreo Nation: The Rise of the Oreo Uprising