Breaking News: The Cookie Store has been taken over by a group of rogue cookies!
Our sources close to the bakery report that the cookie thieves have demanded an endless supply of milk, lest they face "consequences."
The owner of the bakery, Mrs. Whiskers, has refused to negotiate, citing "a cookie is not just a cookie, it's a way of life."
As tensions rise, the bakery's employees are going on strike, demanding "equal rights for all crumbs" and "an end to the tyranny of the cookie jar."
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.