A Desperate Situation
It's a dire situation, folks. Cookies, the cornerstone of human civilization, are in short supply. The cookie store is running low, and the nation is on the brink of collapse.
As a result of this cookie crisis, the world is descending into chaos.
The government has been working tirelessly to address the situation, but progress has been slow. In the meantime, citizens are being forced to resort to drastic measures, such as making their own cookies from scratch.
You, the citizen, can help by:
Together, we can overcome this cookie crisis and restore balance to the cookie supply chain.
We have it on good authority that a shipment of cookie supplies has been sighted on a cargo ship approaching the harbor. The nation holds its breath as the cookies are offloaded and distributed to those in need.
More information on the cargo ship Cookie distribution schedules Cookie-related newsWhile we await the arrival of the cookie supplies, citizens are being advised to make their own cookies from scratch. We have compiled a list of expert cookie-making tips: