Congratulations! You have reached the apex of Cookie Burnout
You are now a cookie connoisseur, with a refined and discerning palate
You have spent years perfecting the art of cookie appreciation, and your friends and family have grown tired of your cookie-themed puns and anecdotes
But don't worry, we have resources to help you cope
Cookie Anon: For those who just want to talk about their cookie addiction without judgment
Or, if all else fails, you can try our Cookie Burnout Hotline: 1-800-COOKIE-BURN