Chips are getting crunchier, but not as crunchy as we'd like.
The latest trend is to add more salt, but we're not sure if it's a good thing.
Some people are even trying to use kale chips as a vehicle for social justice.
But don't worry, our team of expert cookie technologists are on it.
We're working day and night to make sure your chip game is strong.
Or at least, we're pretending to.