A: It's a chip-related emergency! You've been served a cookie that's been sitting in the break room for 37 days. The chip is hard as a rock, and the cookie is a breeding ground for cookie-borne pathogens.
Q: How do I resolve this crisis?
A: Fear not, cookie-lover! Simply dunk the chip in a glass of milk, and pray to the cookie gods for forgiveness. If that doesn't work, try microwaving it for 30 seconds to 1 minute. If all else fails, just eat it and pretend it's a cookie-scented hockey puck.
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