Cookie Crises: The Chip Off The Old Block

Q: What is this cookie crisis I'm experiencing?

A: It's a chip-related emergency! You've been served a cookie that's been sitting in the break room for 37 days. The chip is hard as a rock, and the cookie is a breeding ground for cookie-borne pathogens.

Q: How do I resolve this crisis?

A: Fear not, cookie-lover! Simply dunk the chip in a glass of milk, and pray to the cookie gods for forgiveness. If that doesn't work, try microwaving it for 30 seconds to 1 minute. If all else fails, just eat it and pretend it's a cookie-scented hockey puck.

Cookie-chip Revival: The Art of Re-Chip-ulating a Chip, Cookie Chip Repair: A Guide, or Cookie Chip Revival Surgeons: Call us when your chip is on the brink of collapse

(Note: /cookie-chip-revival/ and /cookie-chip-repair/ are subpages that exist, and /cookie-chip-revival-surgeons/ is a 24/7 emergency hotline)