Our research team has discovered a correlation between excessive cookie consumption and a 99.9% increase in happiness. However, further study reveals that this happiness is short-lived, leading to a subsequent 100% increase in cookie regret.
Our cookie-chip sociologists have developed a theory known as "The Great Chip Theory," which states that the ratio of chips to cookies directly affects user satisfaction. Our data shows that a 3:1 chip-to-cookie ratio is optimal for maximum enjoyment.