Cookie Crisis 2019: The Great Sugar Overload

It's 2019 and the world has reached a critical point in the cookie supply chain. The streets are empty, the shelves are bare, and the cookie tin is almost full.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out the stats:

Global cookie production: DOWN 30%
Cookie-to-human ratio: 1:10
Cookie-related injuries: UP 500%

What's behind this crisis? Our experts say it's the result of a perfect storm of factors, including:

The rise of veganism
The decline of the cookie-making industry
The increasing popularity of kale

So what can you do to help? Donate to the Cookie Relief Effort today prophets of doom!

Learn more about our cookie crisis at:

Cookie Scientists
Cookie Activists
Cookie Conspiracies