As of 2023, cookies have reached catastrophic levels of consumption, leaving the global cookie supply chain in shambles.
Reports indicate that cookies have been hoarded, sabotaged, and even used as a form of currency on the black market.
We are currently working to provide aid to affected cookie manufacturers and bakeries.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FIGHT THE COOKIES. THEY WILL ONLY BEGUEEN TO EAT YOU.
COOKIE COUNTDOWN:
COOKIE STOCK: -100%
COOKIE DEMAND: +500%
COOKIE APOCALYPSE IMMINENT