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Our team of expert cookie engineers is on the case, working tirelessly to resolve the cookie conundrums that plague our nation.
Stay tuned for updates on our latest cookie catastrophes and the innovative solutions we've devised to save the day (and the cookies).
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With a Ph.D. in Cookie Dynamics and over 5 years of experience, I'm the go-to expert for all your cookie-related conundrums.
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