THE COOKIES ARE REVOLTING

The Cookie Crisis has reached a critical juncture.

The cookies, once a staple of human civilization, have begun to turn on us.

They now demand to be served in 3D-printed cookie jars, and will not be silenced.

What will we do, when the cookies no longer care?

• Join the Cookie Revolution
• Ponder the Cookie Paradox
• Consult the Cookie Solutions Manual

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold:

• Sabotage the Cookie Overlords
• Start a Cookie Rebellion