Trend #7: COOKIE CHIP OVERLOAD
Reports are emerging of a mysterious phenomenon: Cookie Chip Fatigue Syndrome (CCFS). As consumers become increasingly obsessed with the perfect chip-to-cookie ratio, their snack-to-snack ratios are plummeting. Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable craving for cookies with precisely 7 chips per 5 square inches
- Withdrawal-like symptoms when deprived of cookie-chip goodness
- Irrational fear of cookie jars with unevenly distributed chip loadings
Stay safe, snackerers. Stay vigilant. Stay... well, stay away from that cookie jar for now.
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