Warning: Proceed with Caution. Cookie Extraction Methods are not for the faint of heart.
Method 1: The Claw
- Clawing - A brutal method that involves ripping the cookie from the unsuspecting user
- Pullying - A delicate yet aggressive approach that requires finesse and a strong stomach
Method 2: The Vortex
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- Sucking - A method that relies on the user's desire for instant gratification
- Vacuuming - A method that's out of this world (literally)
Side Effects
- Unstable Mood Swings
- Temporary Loss of Appetite
- Increased Risk of Cookie-Induced Trauma
- Cookie Addiction - A condition that's all too real
Disclaimer: Cookie Extraction Methods are not responsible for the consequences of your actions. Or are they?