COOKIE VACUUM EXTRACTION PROTOCOL

WARNING: COOKIE VACUUM EXTRACTION IS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY. USE WITH CAUTION AND A FULL UNDERSTANDING OF COOKIE JAM DYNAMICS.

Step 1: PRE-EXTRACTION PREPARATION

Put on your Hazmat suit. Yes, that one with the built-in Hazmat suit.

Proceed to Pre-Extraction Preparation Subpage

Step 2: COOKIE VACUUM EXTRACTION DEVICE ACTIVATION

Insert Cookie Vaccum Extractor 3000 into cookie jam site. Flip switch. Turn dial to "EXTREME"

Proceed to Vacuum Activation Subpage

Step 3: COOKIE REMOVAL AND RECOVERY

Hold Cookie Vaccum Extractor 3000 steady while slowly extracting cookie. Repeat as needed. Do not attempt to reinsert cookie. Cookie reinsertion is not recommended.

Proceed to Removal and Recovery Subpage