Welcome to the Cookie Crisis, where cookies go to die. Or, at least, where they get stuck in a never-ending loop of extraction attempts.
You've stumbled upon the Cookie Extraction Mishaps section of our site, where the brave (or foolhardy) souls of Cookie Crisis dare to try and wrestle cookies from their sticky confines.
We've had our fair share of extraction mishaps, from cookie dough explosions to crumbly collapse, but we'll get you through the basics.
Learn about our cookie extraction techniques, including cookie surgery!, where our experts will guide you through the delicate process of removing cookies from their packaging.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Cookie Extraction Gone Wrong, where we've collected the most epic fails in cookie extraction history.
Don't forget to visit Cookie Therapy, where you can get your cookie fix in a safe and controlled environment, without all the risk and mess of actual cookie extraction.
We're glad you're here, and we'll try not to get too crumby while helping you navigate the cookie crisis.