Cookie Crisis HQ
Welcome to Cookie Crisis HQ, the epicenter of all things cookie-related. We're a 24/7 operation, staffed by the most elite cookie experts in the world.
Our Mission:
To provide the most comprehensive cookie crisis management system, utilizing cutting-edge technology and ancient cookie lore.
Our Team:
Meet the Cookie Crisis Squad:
Cookie Crisis Squad
The Cookie Crisis Squad is a team of highly trained, highly motivated, highly paid cookie experts.
Meet them:
Together, they're unstoppable.
Squad Leader
Meet the fearless leader of the Cookie Crisis Squad, Captain Cookie.
Bio:
Captain Cookie is a highly decorated cookie veteran with over 10 years of experience in cookie combat.
Achievements:
- Defeated the evil Chipmunk Empire in 2019
- Survived the Great Cookie Bake-Off of 2020
- Completed the Cookie Conquest of France in 2022
He's a true hero, and a shining example of what it means to be a Cookie Crisis Specialist.
Squad Assistant
Meet the trusty sidekick of Captain Cookie, Cookie McGee.
Bio:
Cookie McGee is a highly skilled cookie engineer with over 5 years of experience in cookie design and development.
Achievements:
- Created the world's first edible cookie with a 3D printed cookie-print
- Invented the cookie-jector, a device capable of shooting cookies at high speeds
- Built the world's largest cookie in 2020
He's the mastermind behind the Cookie Crisis Squad's cookie-based innovations.