Use only the finest imported Belgian chocolate. Anything less will be an affront to the very concept of cookies.
Read more about Best Chocolate Tips for the ultimate cookie experience.
Invest in a good sifter. Trust us, it's worth the investment. The crumbs will thank you.
Consult the Crumb Control experts for further guidance.
Don't even think about using those sad, pathetic sprinkles they sell at the corner store. Get your sprinkles from a reputable supplier. Or, you know, a ninja.
Learn the ancient art of Sprinkle Ninjutsu to unlock the secrets of the sprinkles.