Welcome to the Squirrel Justice League, where we're fighting for the rights of squirrels everywhere. Or at least, the right to steal all the birdseed we want.
Our motto? "Squirrels Unite! (And also, 'Squirrels Unite, and take our nuts!')
Learn more about our agenda. | Meet our Squirrel Squad.
Article I: Squirrels have the right to all the birdseed they can eat.
Article II: Squirrels are not responsible for any property damage caused by their nutty antics.