Cookie Crisis: The Sugar High

We're in a bit of a sticky situation.

Reports are emerging of a cookie shortage, causing widespread panic and sweet tooth withdrawal.

Experts warn that the consequences of this crisis could be dire:

  1. Bakeries shutting down due to lack of sugar.
  2. Cookie jars collecting dust in pantries everywhere.
  3. Children crying themselves to sleep at night, cookie-free.

We're working tirelessly to get to the bottom of this crisis. In the meantime, please find comfort in our cookie-themed memes:

Stay strong, cookie lovers! We'll get through this together.

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