The Cookie Crisis: Truffle Hunters Guild

Rules of the Guild

Welcome, fellow truffle hunters! We're in a bit of a cookie crisis, but that's not the point. The point is, you're here, and you're ready to learn the rules.

Rule 1: Don't. Just Don't.

Don't even think about touching the cookie jar. We mean it. Don't.

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Rule 2: Truffle Priority

If you're not a truffle, get out. We're serious.

Learn more about our truffle-only policy

Rule 3: No Whining

No whining about the cookies being too hard to find, or the truffles being too small. We've got better things to do than listen to your complaints.

See the complaints log

Rule 4: Truffle-Shaped Cookies Only

We mean it. No regular cookies. Only truffle-shaped cookies. That's just how it is.

Learn more about our cookie standards

Rule 5: Respect the Cookie Queen

We're talking about Cookie Queen Beatrice. She's a force to be reckoned with. Don't even think about trying to take a cookie from under her nose.

Learn about Cookie Queen Beatrice's cookie collection