Welcome, cookie connoisseur! You're on the cusp of discovering the most elusive of cookies, Cookie Face 7. This is not for the faint of heart. Are you prepared for the consequences?
Crunchy exterior, chewy center
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Or, if you're not ready to face the consequences, Run while you still can.
We're not kidding, this cookie will ruin your life. But hey, it's worth it.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Cookie Face 8: The Cookie of Despair is waiting in the wings, but be warned, it's not for the faint of heart.
Cookie Face 6: The Cookie of Mild Regret is a slightly less terrible option, but still a cookie.
Stay tuned for more information about the Bad Cookie Society.
Or, just go back to your normal, cookie-less life and pretend you never found us. We won't judge you.