Fact #1: The average American consumes 2.5 pounds of cookies per person per month.

That's like eating 30-40 cookies per month, or 4-5 per day! Who's counting?

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Fact #2: Cookies are made from a mixture of love, sugar, butter, and the tears of disappointed children.

We're not saying this is true, but we're also not saying it's not true.

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