Breaking news, citizens of the galaxy!
A dastardly cookie heist has gone down on the planet of Zorgon-6. A group of rogue cookies, led by the infamous "Crumb" McCoy, have been stealing all the cookies from the Galactic Cookie Jar.
Witnesses claim that Crumb and his crew used a combination of cunning, stealth, and an army of tiny robotic cookie thieves to pull off the heist.
As the galaxy reels from this shocking turn of events, the Galactic Cookie Police are on high alert, searching for the culprits and promising to bring them to justice.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and remember to keep your cookies close and your wits about you!
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