The Great Cookie Caper of 2023

It's 3am, and you just got a text from your best friend: "Hey, meet me at the old warehouse at 5am. We're pulling off the heist of the century: 10,000 CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

The Plan

Here's the deal:

But wait, there's more!

There's a catch: the cookie jar is rigged with:

You've got this, though. You're a professional.

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