Welcome to Cookie Heist Security

Where the stakes are high, the rewards are sweeter, and the penalties are severe.

We're a team of highly trained professionals in the art of cookie procurement. Our agents have infiltrated every bakery, every cookie jar, and every pantry in the city.

Our services include:

• Cookie Tunneling: Our agents will dig through any obstacle to get to the cookie you desire.
• Cookie Hacking: We'll bypass any security measure to get you the best cookies in town.
• Cookie Stealing: Our experts will lift any cookie right from under the noses of the cookie owners.