Wherein lies the land of cookies, a world of crunchy, chewy, sugary delights.
But beware, traveler, for the Cookie Law is clear: you must consume cookies at a rate of at least 4 per minute to avoid certain... unpleasantness.
For too few cookies, the Cookie Law exacts its punishment: Cookies Too Few.
But fear not, for there's a way to escape this sticky situation: Cookies Just Right.
And for the truly adventurous, a special treat awaits at Cookies Overload.