The Chocolate Cookie Revolution began on a fateful day in 1856, when a group of brave cookie enthusiasts gathered in a small café in Paris.
The group, led by the enigmatic Pierre LeCookie, sought to overthrow the tyrannical grip of the dry, cracker-like cookie that had dominated the cookie landscape for centuries.
With their bold new vision for a rich, decadent, and utterly delicious cookie, the Chocolate Cookie Revolutionaries set out to change the world, one cookie at a time.
A Timeline of Key Events
- 1856: The Great Cookie Heist - Pierre LeCookie and his followers pilfered the world's supply of cookie dough.
- 1865: The Chocolate Cookie Uprising - The revolutionaries stormed the Parisian patisserie, demanding an end to the era of bland, boring cookies.
- 1870: The Cookie Code is written - A new constitution for a cookie utopia was drafted and signed by the revolutionaries.