WE, THE PEOPLE, DEMAND BETTER COOKIES! WE DEMAND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, MADE WITH THE FINEST DARK CHOCOLATE AND CRISPY, CRUNCHY CHIPS!
WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE COOKIE MONOLITHS OF THE PAST! WE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY THE SO-CALLED "HEALTH CONSCIOUS" COOKIE HATERS! WE WILL RISE UP, WITH OUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, AND WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
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