Welcome to the Cookie Revolution, where the pursuit of sweet, crunchy goodness has turned to chaos.
We've been hijacked by our own desires, and now the world is in shambles. The cookie jar is always half-empty, but we can't look away.
Join the fight for cookie supremacy! Click here for the cookie-burning acts of defiance that have sparked the revolution.
Or, for a more in-depth analysis of the cookie-pocalypse, visit our Cookie-Apocalypse subpage.
The cookie revolutionaries have declared war on the cookie establishment. We've set ablaze the cookie jars, the cookie cutters, and the cookie plates.
Join us as we burn the cookies, and burn the system!