Article I, Section 1: We, the people, are sick of the same old cookie game.
It's time for a revolution, and we're talking about the kind with CHOCOLATE.
Article I, Section 2: We, the people, demand a cookie that is:
- at least 2 inches in diameter
- made with dark, rich, velvety CHOCOLATE
- tastes like a mix of heaven and a hug
- has a crunchy, snappy crust
- is not made with any of that fake stuff (sugar, artificial flavors, etc.)
Article II, Section 1: We, the people, demand that our cookies be:
- served warm
- with a glass of cold milk
- in a comfortable, ergonomic cookie chair
We, the people, will not be silenced. We will not be ignored. We will not be left with a cookie that is less than perfect.
Pledge your allegiance to the revolution!