Here at Cookie HQ, we've developed a comprehensive risk assessment system to help you navigate the treacherous landscape of cookies.
Chocolate Chip Cookies - Soft and chewy, but also highly addictive.
Cookie Monster Cookies - A behemoth of a cookie, not for the faint of heart.
Peanut Butter Bombs - Explosive in more ways than one.
Oatmeal Cookies - A solid choice, but not without their risks.
Sugar Cookies - Too sweet for their own good.
Lemon Bars - A refreshing respite from the dangers of cookies.
Ginger Snaps - Crunchy and safe, but also a bit dull.
Remember, cookies are not just a treat, but a ticking time bomb of sugar, fat, and flavor. Proceed with caution!
Or don't, we won't judge you.