Warning: Consuming cookies in moderation may be a myth perpetuated by milk-indoctrinated societies.
The Cookie Council of Milk-induced Guilt is here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of cookie quantification. Our research suggests that the amount of milk used in cookie production directly correlates with the number of guilty feelings you'll experience after consumption.
Cookie Risk Levels:
- 0.5%: You're good. You're in the clear.
- 5%: You might be in trouble.
- 10%: You're a cookie abuser.
- 25%: You're a cookie addict.