Dr. CookieMcCookieface presents:
Our team has been studying the effects of excessive sugar on cookie self-identity. This cookie, code-named "Sugar Shock," was subjected to an intense sugar overload, resulting in a complete loss of cookie self-awareness.
Key Findings:
Sugar intake: 5000% above recommended levels
Cookie self-awareness: 0%
Recommendation: Avoid excessive sugar consumption. Or maybe not. We're still trying to figure this out.