Ginger snap cookies are a legendary treat from the ancient land of SUGARTOPOLIS. Their crispy, golden wafers were said to grant the consumer temporary invincibility in battle.
Legend has it that the great Cookie King, Balthazar McSnapsalot, forged the original recipe in the depths of the Royal Oven of Sugarplom. The secret ingredient? A pinch of pure, unadulterated JOY.
Today, we celebrate the mighty Ginger Snap Saga with our comprehensive catalog:
Warning: Consuming ginger snap cookies may lead to excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and temporary loss of productivity. Proceed with caution.
For more cookie lore, visit our Cookie Mythology section.