Quantifying Cookie Risk: Level 5

Warning: The Cookie Council has deemed this risk level to be EXTREMELY HIGH. Proceed with caution.

Crisis Level: Critical

This level of cookie risk is not to be taken lightly. The cookie in question has been identified as a:

• Highly addictive cookie variant
• Known to induce severe stomach discomfort
• May cause sudden onset cookie-induced euphoria

Further investigation is required to fully assess the risk. Please proceed to the Methodology page for detailed analysis.