Quantifying Cookie Risk
Upon entering the realm of the peanut butter cookie, one must consider the risks involved. Our research indicates that:
• 9 out of 10 cookies contain at least 1.4 grams of peanut butter, with a margin of error of ±0.3 grams.
• 8 out of 10 cookies exhibit a Crumb-to-Chip ratio of at least 3.5:1, with a margin of error of ±0.5.
• All cookies have a 90% chance of inducing a state of temporary euphoria in the consumer.
However, beware of the dangers of: