Peanut Butter Cookie Risk Assessment Portal

Quantifying Cookie Risk

Upon entering the realm of the peanut butter cookie, one must consider the risks involved. Our research indicates that:

• 9 out of 10 cookies contain at least 1.4 grams of peanut butter, with a margin of error of ±0.3 grams.

• 8 out of 10 cookies exhibit a Crumb-to-Chip ratio of at least 3.5:1, with a margin of error of ±0.5.

• All cookies have a 90% chance of inducing a state of temporary euphoria in the consumer.

However, beware of the dangers of:

Peanut Butter Cookie Related Trauma

Peanut Butter Cookie Induced Quantum Fluctuations