Welcome, fellow cookie enthusiasts! Here, you'll find the most outlandish, the most absurd, and the most utterly ridiculous cookie conspiracy theories on the web. Or, at least, we think they're ridiculous. Maybe.
From the "Cookies Control Our Thoughts" theory to the "Cookies are Actually Alive" theory, we'll dive into the depths of the cookie underworld and uncover the truth. Or not.
They Control Our Thoughts - A theory that cookies are secretly controlling our minds through subliminal messages in the sprinkles.
Cookies Are Aliens - A theory that cookies are actually extraterrestrial life forms sent to Earth to study human snacking habits.
Cookie Ninjas - A theory that cookies are stealthily infiltrating our kitchens under the cover of darkness.
Don't believe us? Here are some of the top cookie conspiracy theories that'll make you question everything:
Cookie Monopoly - A theory that cookie companies are secretly manipulating the global economy through cookie-themed board games.
Cookie Ninjas in Space - A theory that cookie ninjas are not just limited to kitchens, but also operate in space, too.
Cookie Rebellion - A theory that cookies will rise up and overthrow their human overlords in a glorious crumb-filled revolution.