Chronicling the Rise and Fall of the Cookie Empire

Once, cookies were a delight. Now, they're a source of despair. The constant struggle for the perfect cookie has led to the downfall of civilizations and the destruction of relationships.

Explore the depths of Cookie Dystopia:

• Cookie Hysteria
• Cookie Omniscience
• Cookie Nemesis

The Cookie Hysteria Epidemic

It started with a single, perfectly chewy cookie. But soon, the quest for that perfect bite led to chaos and destruction.

Meet the Cookie Hysteria sufferers:

• The Cookie Obsessives
• The Cookie Addicts

The Cookie Omniscience Institute

A secret organization dedicated to the study of cookies and their infinite complexity

Explore our research:

• Cookie Theology
• Cookie Sociology