Combine 2 cups of butter, 3/4 cup of white sugar, 1/2 cup of brown sugar, 2 eggs, 2 teaspoons of vanilla, 2 1/4 cups of all-purpose flour, and 1 cup of semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Bake at 375 degrees Fahrenheit for 10-12 minutes.
Sugar Killers: For those with a sweet tooth and a penchant for destruction.
Peanut Butter Pirates: For those who've abandoned all sense of reason and morality.
Or, if you will, Chaos Theoreticians: A recipe for the truly deranged.