Cookie Lore: The Unsettling Study of Crumbs

Welcome, fellow cookie connoisseurs, to the foreboding world of Cookie Lore. Here, we delve into the unexplored depths of the cookie's dark, crumbly past.

From the existential implications of the cookie's brief, fleeting existence to the sociological implications of its widespread popularity, we'll be exploring the uncharted territories of the cookie's impact on society.

We'll be covering topics such as:

• The Existential Crisis of the Crumb: Is the cookie a mere mortal, or a reflection of our own fleeting existence?
• The Cookie Conundrum: Who gets the last cookie, and who gets the crumbs?
• The Unsettling Ethics of Cookie Consumption: Is it right to devour an entire pack in one sitting?
• The Cookie Rite: A Study of Cookie-Induced Rituals and Traditions

Stay tuned for more cookie-related shenanigans, or, you know, don't. We're not really sure how you'll react to this much cookie-ness.

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