The Great Cookie Conspiracy: A Tale of Munchie Madness
Welcome to Cookie Lore, where the truth is as crumby as the cookies themselves.
We've got some serious allegations to discuss: the secret underground network of cookie enthusiasts, known only as "The Crust," who have been manipulating the global cookie market for decades.
Learn about the alleged connections between The Crust and the International Association of Pastry Chefs
Explore the ancient lore of cookie origins, where it's rumored the first cookies were made from the tears of the gods
Read about the scandal that shook the cookie world: Cookie-Gate, where a rogue cookie factory was found to be using sentient cookie sprinkles as a means of mind control