Biscuit Baker Extraordinaire
Johnny Biscuit Baker was a man of unrelenting focus, driven by the pursuit of the fluffiest, most tender biscuits in all the land.
His life's work was to craft biscuits that defied the laws of physics and logic, biscuits that would make the heavens weep with their sheer, buttery perfection.
Little is known of his early life, but it is said that Johnny's first words were "More butter!"
Biscuit Baker's works are still studied by bakers and biscuit enthusiasts to this day.
"A biscuit is not just a food item, it's a way of life."
"I don't bake biscuits for the masses, I bake biscuits for the select few who understand the art of biscuitry."
"If it's not buttery, it's not worth eating."
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