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Biscuits are governed by the laws of Biscuit Physics, which states that a biscuit in motion will always return to its original position unless acted upon by an external force, such as a hungry snacker.
Biscuits interact with their environment through the forces of attraction, repulsion, and sticky-ness. A biscuit's sticky-ness is directly proportional to its crumb-iness.
Continue your biscuit studies here: Advanced Biscuit Theory