THE COOKIE VORTICES
According to ancient cookie lore, the cookie vortices are a mystical phenomenon where cookies, when consumed in excess, create swirling patterns of chocolatey delight in the crumbly fabric of space.
There are seven types of cookie vortices, each with its own unique properties and effects:
- Choco-vortex (CHV): Creates a swirling vortex of chocolate chips that grant the consumer temporary visions of cookie-based epiphanies.
- Crunchy-vortex (CRV): Causes a vortex of crispy cookie edges that imbue the consumer with the strength of a thousand crunching teeth.
- Sugar-vortex (SV): Produces a sugary whirlpool that fills the consumer with boundless energy, but also risks inducing a crippling case of the dreaded "SUGAR-COMA".
- Crumbly-vortex (CBV): Creates a vortex of cookie crumbs that grant the consumer the power to communicate with household pets.
- Butter-vortex (BV): Generates a creamy whirlpool of buttery goodness that makes the consumer temporarily forget their own names, but also grants them the power to remember every single episode of their favorite TV show.
- Chewy-vortex (CHW): Produces a sticky vortex of chewy cookie centers that grant the consumer temporary telepathic abilities, but also risks causing them to become stuck to the couch for hours.
- Gooey-vortex (GV): Creates a gooey vortex of cookie dough that grant the consumer the power to create complex mathematical equations using only cookie-related concepts.
Visit our Cookie Calculus page to learn more about applying cookie vortices to real-world problems: Cookie Arithmetics