By Bakerius Maximus, Chief Cookie Architect
By now, you should know that Chocolate Day is not just a made-up holiday, but a sacred tradition.
It's easy to get caught up in the excitement, but remember, too much of a good thing is, well, too much.
Invest in good stuff, folks. It's worth it. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.
It's okay to go all out on decorations, toppings, and presentation. After all, it's Chocolate Day.
And remember, the most important thing: Don't make us cry, make us proud!