On this sacred day, we honor the almighty chocolate. Because, let's be real, it's a holiday worth celebrating.
Chocolate Trivia Challenge - Put your knowledge to the test and see if you can handle the richness.
Or, if you're more of a "just give me a cookie and tell me it's chocolate day" kind of person:
Chocolate Day Escapism - We'll just tell you it's chocolate day, and you can pretend you knew.
Or, if you're feeling particularly festive:
Chocolate Day Festivities - We'll give you a party, complete with awkward small talk and stale cookies.