Cookie Overload Solutions

Warning: Cookie Consumption Exceeds Safe Levels

Are you tired of cookies getting stale and boring? Do you find yourself devouring entire batches in one sitting? Fear not, dear cookie connoisseur, for we have the solutions you seek!

Seek Cookie Replacement Therapy

Consult the Cookie Overload Prophets

Cookie Overload Symptoms:

Excessive cookie crumbs on your shirt
Inability to resist cookie jar
Cookie-fueled sugar highs and lows

Join the Cookie Addiction Support Group

Still feeling overwhelmed? Click here for help.

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