Cookie Velocity Equations

Cookie velocity is a theoretical construct used to describe the rate at which a cookie travels through the browser's cookie jar.

Classical Model

The classical model of cookie velocity, first proposed by renowned cookie physicist Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, is based on the following equation:

  v = (C / r) * (π * r^2)
  

Where:

• C = Cookie mass (in grams)
• r = Radius of the cookie jar (in centimeters)

Modified Model

In a groundbreaking paper, Dr. Bottomsworth's protégé, Dr. Emily J. Snookums, introduced a modified model that takes into account the effects of cookie crumbliness.

  v' = (C / r) * (π * r^2) + (C / r) * (E * (C / r^2))
  

Where:

• E = Cookie crumbliness factor (a dimensionless quantity)

Further Reading

For more information on cookie velocity, see:

• Cookie Physics/ Cookie Gravity
• Cookie Dynamics/ Cookie Trajectory