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Cookies with Pretension 2.2: The Double-Decker Doomsday

Welcome to the cookie variants that defy logic and reason.

Here's a rundown of our most pretentious cookies:

1. The Overcomplicated Omelette Cookie

Flipping, folding, and complicating the simple egg-based cookie. Learn more about its intricate layers.

2. The Existential Crunchy Cookie

Exploring the absurdity of cookie existence in an indifferent universe. Read about the meaninglessness of life and its relation to cookie texture.

3. The Hyper-Self-Aware Chocolate Chip Cookie

A cookie that knows it's a cookie, but still asks if it's a cookie. Discover the self-awareness of its cookie-ness.